You can't special order awesome
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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