He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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