tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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