"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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