Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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