Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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