and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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