C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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