i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
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I'm eating all of the evidence.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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