do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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