we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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