OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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