my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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