How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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