is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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