it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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