If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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