She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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