yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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