So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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