I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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