I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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