I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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