is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off