he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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