this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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