ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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