I understand Curling. That high.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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