question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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