Apparently you make a good broom.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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