would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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