You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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