It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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