no, he came in my armpit
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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