i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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