8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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