So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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