I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Shame is for Republicans.
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