The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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