Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he was CRYING into my vagina
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
