I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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