Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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I have aggressive nipples.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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