so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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