The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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