I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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