I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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