Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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