A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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