she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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