this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
