Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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