The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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