think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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