Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You ate ashes out of my bong
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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